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Carbo Load
00:55
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Mama mia! Am I a horndog?
:) I-a want-a to show-a
how big the pornhub and pills
make me nut!
I've been drinking McDonald's Sprite
and supermarket pasta all day
so it will taste nice and sweet
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One step on the balls!
Two steps on the dick!
Putting my boots on your neck!
And hugging your crying children!
I will adopt them and make them
take out huge student loans even
though I'm hot and rich!
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3. |
Yeast Infection Chip Dip
00:20
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Swamp ass? Undies too tight?
Ass to vagina? Monetize your unbearability!
Let me take my Bezos Brand Blue Tortilla
and scrape it against your hole!
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Your Grandma died! That's sick!
Was she cute btw? Anywho
I'm gonna memorize her and
think about her and treat her
like a queen in my uh
mind palace!
mind palace!
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5. |
Boner Broth
00:41
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Hey stepsister try this soup!
It's really hot! I've been
cooking it on the stove and
it's boiled and scarred and
needs some...um... healing! If I
could reach I'd never leave my room haha.
Do you want to do a funny prank where
we kill our parents where we kill our boss
where we kill the pres-- where we kill uh Jo--
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This fucking guy should
be knelt before the class
and killed screaming. You know what you're
doing. You know what you did. That
burning car is meant for you. You're the
only person I want to lobotomize in
a non-sexy way you pig.
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I finally found a use for this
prison I drag with me that
limits my happy life
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8. |
Team Battleship
00:35
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My hand on the VCR, your hand on my cellphone
As the machine begins to devour my flesh
I will smile and cry with a joy
reserved for a birth or a wedding.
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